Rhinos are Fat Unicorns Ceramic Christmas Ornament


Pity the poor unicorn. So many people seek this most enigmatic of creatures, sure that in some Enchanted Forest there dwells a colony of gentle one-horned steeds, brimming with magic and rainbows. 

The truth, unfortunately, is much more mundane. See, a fast food joint opened up in the outskirts of the Enchanted Forest, and the unicorns, having a pretty low strength of will, soon found themselves spending their time gorging on fries, shakes and other high-calorie meals. You know what happened then - the svelte coat and muscular frame was transformed through the miracle of saturated fats into a creature much less appealing.

So here's a shout-out to our friends the over-weight unicorns. Let's cut them a little slack, OK?  

Technical Data:

  • Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks
  • 2.85 inch diameter
  • Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole, and comes in a lovely black velvet storage bag
  • Does not include tree, pine cones, sugar cookies or anything else you see in the pictures other than the ornament and the ribbon. We have to say that because someone actually thought the tree was included. Seriously.

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