Serotonin Dopamine Christmas Tree Ornament
$12.50
Serotonin Dopamine Christmas Tree Ornament
You may think you know what you really want for Christmas - a shiny new bike, a cuddly doll, or the dictatorship of a small nation where you can bloody well tell everybody what to do and they'll do it whether they like it or not, and if they don't it's off with their heads.
Actually, what you REALLY want are a couple of extra hits of some specific brain chemistry. Much more effective, and much more practical given that dictatorships are hard to come by these days.
Technical Data:
- Aluminum ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks
- 2 inches by 3 inches
- Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole
- Does not include tree. We have to say that because someone actually thought the tree was included. Seriously.
