Google Maps Christmas Tree Locator Ceramic Christmas Ornament
So here we are in the 21st century, and still no flying cars. But we do have GPS, which has already progressed from wondrous miracle, to useful addition, to as necessary as oxygen. Just like cell phones taught us to forget every phone number we ever knew, the GPS has taught us to forget how to get anywhere or find anything.
So in the spirit of keeping you from wandering through the house searching for your Christmas tree, we offer this GPS enabled ornament. Hang this on the tree and you never have to worry about finding it.
Perhaps next year we'll offer an ornament that includes reviews of your tree, routing through your house for the best viewing angles, viewing wait times, and a few bazillion targeted ads for Christmas ornaments, recipes, blogs, clickbait and other seasonal essentials.
- Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks
- 2.85 inch diameter
- Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole, and comes in a lovely black velvet storage bag
- Does not include tree, pine cones, sugar cookies or anything else you see in the pictures other than the ornament and the ribbon. We have to say that because someone actually thought the tree was included. Seriously.