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Olive Ewe / I Love You Ceramic Christmas Ornament

If you're just a little shy about expressing your affection, what better way to proclaim your undying love than with a Mediterranean staple and a female wool dispenser? Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes...

Value of Pi Ceramic Christmas Ornament

There are a lot of mysterious things about Christmas. Like how does Santa drop off the gifts if there is no chimney for him to shimmy down? And what, exactly, is eggnog and why do we think it's a good...

Rudolph in a Blizzard Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Rudolph in a Blizzard Cute Ceramic Ornament Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole, and comes in a lovely black velvet...

Rhinos are Fat Unicorns Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Pity the poor unicorn. So many people seek this most enigmatic of creatures, sure that in some Enchanted Forest there dwells a colony of gentle one-horned steeds, brimming with magic and rainbows. The truth, unfortunately, is much more mundane. See,...

Meh-Ry Christmas Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Oh joy, another Christmas. Pardon us if we're not launched into spasms of rapture by the sight of inflatable Santas and middle-aged women wearing reindeer antlers in their hair. Yet is seems a touch antisocial to be completely oblivious to...

Wifi Went Down Ceramic Christmas Ornament

The wifi went down for five minutes so I had to talk to my family. Hey seemed like nice people. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree,...

Santa Ransom Note Ceramic Christmas Ornament

So you know how attached Santa is to the elves. And you know he's got a ton of goodies in that bag he's lugging down the chimney. So if you were to arrange that one of his elves might be,...

Murphy's Law Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Murphy's Law was invented by lazy good-for-nothings as an excuse for sloppy work. There's no such thing as a rule that claims that if anything can go wrong, it will. Skill, attention to detail and focused concentration will always result in...

Lab Rule 3 Lab Rule Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Lab Rule #3 Ceramic Ornament: If you don't know what you're doing, at least do it neatly Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or...

World's Greatest Farter (father) Ceramic Christmas Ornament

This is one of those cases where the misprint is probably more accurate than the intention. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus...

Grammar Police Badge Ceramic Christmas Ornament

If you're one of those people who are passionate about the difference between 'affect' and 'effect', or cringe whenever you spot a dangling participle, or know the difference between Calvary and cavalry, this is the Christmas ornament for you. Celebrate...

If You Torture the Data Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Torture the data ceramic Christmas tree ornament - If you torture the data long enough it will confess Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door...

Good Moms Let You Lick the Beaters Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Good moms let you lick the beaters after whipping up the whipped cream. Great moms turn the beaters off first. Mainly because they don't want to spray whipped cream all over the kitchen. Wait, you thought she turned them off...

Lab Rule 6 Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Lab Rule #6 Ceramic Ornament: You can't detect an odorless gas by smell. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black...

Place Valuable Gifts Here Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Christmas gift management is too important to be left to chance. This handy and highly functional ornament lets givers know what they need to provide, and exactly where said items should be deposited. Better safe than sorry. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament...

Guess What Day It Is? Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Perhaps the only day anticipated more than Hump Day is Christmas. And our favorite Hump Day celebrant is back to lend his considerable talent (and publicity) to Christmas Day. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter...

Serotonin / Dopamine Ceramic Christmas Ornament

While some may believe that joy and rapture comes from a beautiful work of art, or soaring music, or a snuggle with your beloved, the doctors and chemists of the world know that's not exactly the case. See, your brain...

Time Spent with Cats Ceramic Christmas Ornament

No less a expert on humanity that Herr Dr. Sigmund Freud weighed in of the affection that humans have for cats. Time spent with cats, he proclaimed, is never wasted. Of course, he never asked the cat. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament...

Lab Rule 4 Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Lab Rule #4 Ceramic Ornament: Hiccups and pipettes don't mix. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black velvet storage bag...

Lab Rule 1 Ceramic Christmas Ornament - Never Lick the Spoon

Lab Rule # 1 Never Lick the Spoon Christmas tree ornament. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black velvet storage...

Lab Rule 5 Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Lab Rule #5 Ceramic Ornament: Assume all unmarked beakers contain a highly toxic fast acting poison Christmas Tree Ornament. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath,...

Lab Rule 7 Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Lab Rule #7 Ceramic Ornament: If you do not know what a button does, do not press it. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door...

Lab Rule 6 Lab Rule Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Greyhound Every Meal You Make, Every Bite You Take, I'll Be Watching You Funny Dog Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Greyhound Every Meal You Make, Every Bite You Take, I'll Be Watching You Funny Dog Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament Technical Data: Round Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 diameter, 1/4 inch thick Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on...

Google Maps Christmas Tree Locator Ceramic Christmas Ornament

So here we are in the 21st century, and still no flying cars. But we do have GPS, which has already progressed from wondrous miracle, to useful addition, to as necessary as oxygen. Just like cell phones taught us to forget...

Complete Set of Lab Rule Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornaments

Complete set of all the lab rule ornaments. Includes lab rules 1-7 Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black velvet...

Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament Technical Data: Round Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 diameter, 1/4 inch thick Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus...

Lab Rule 2 Hot Glass Looks Just Like Cold Glass 1 Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Lab Rule 2 Hot Glass Looks Just Like Cold Glass Christmas tree ornament. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black...

You Are My Matching Sock Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

You Are My Matching Sock Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament Technical Data: Round Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 diameter, 1/4 inch thick Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black velvet...

Linux is User Friendly Christmas Ornament

Linux is user friendly. Its just very picky about who it's friends are. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black...

Never Trust An Atom. They Make Up Everything Funny Christmas Ornament

Never Trust an Atom. They Make Up Everything Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament Technical Data: Round Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 diameter, 1/4 inch thick Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole...

World's Coolest Mom Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

World's Coolest Mom Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red...

Grandmother to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date

Grandmother to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not...

Architect Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Architects are a wondrous mix of engineers and artists - a rare breed that can effortlessly blend the practical with the sublime. Unfortunately, architects are usually subjected to the wills of bankers and accountants, and the result is always something...

Attorney Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...

Gardener Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Gardener Definition 1. a useful form of psychotherapy, less expensive than a psychiatrist, less dangerous than drugs, that also gives you tomatoes Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included...

Sister Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Father to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date

Father to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will...

Glass Meh Cynical Christmas Ornament

We hate to be the party poopers in the crowd, but now that stores started decorating for Christmas in August(!), by the time the actual event rolls around we're pretty much over-saturated with good tidings. By mid-November we're ready to strangle...

Psychology Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

And as those are $150/hour words, it's probably worth looking them up. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 2 1/2 wide x 3 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent,...

Banker Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Banker Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon...

That's What She Said Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Erwin Schrodinger Glass Christmas Ornament

This ornament celebrates Erwin Schrodinger(August 12, 1887 - January 4, 1961 ) who was a Nobel Prize-winning Austrian-Irish physicist who developed a number of fundamental results in quantum theory: the Schrödinger equation provides a way to calculate the wave function...

Ludwig van Beethoven Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Chef Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Chef Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon...

Project Manager Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Project managers spend their days defying the laws of physics, specifically, the one that states that an object at rest tends to stay at rest. They overcome friction when things start to bog down, and they do battle with laws...

Financial Manager Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Financial manager definition : 1. a professional combining skills in accounting, finance,and business analysis to spin gold out of thin air 2. a person who makes money by making money, without worrying too much about the logical contradiction of that...

Grandparents to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date

Grandparents to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will...

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