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Grandparents to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date
Grandparents to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will...
Financial Manager Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Financial manager definition : 1. a professional combining skills in accounting, finance,and business analysis to spin gold out of thin air 2. a person who makes money by making money, without worrying too much about the logical contradiction of that...
Chef Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.
Chef Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon...
Rosalind Franklin Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from...
Go Sports! Do the Thing! Win the Points! Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament
Go Sports! Do the Thing! Win the Points! Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will...
Famous Scientists Lise Meitner Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Physics Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Physicists are one of the more interesting breeds of scientific creature. It seems that a good physicist just can't leave well enough alone - it's not enough that a ball rolls, they need to understand WHY the ball rolls. And...
Alan Turing Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Nerdy Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament
Here's a festive little holiday and/or Christmas Tree ornament bearing your favorite combination of nitrogen, erbium and dysprosium. Celebrate your Nerd-fu in Periodic Table of Elements style! Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 3/4 inches wide x 2 3/4...
Chemistry Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Up until cable television came along, chemistry was not a strong plotline for entertainment. We had plenty of cop shows, doctor shows, lawyer shows, shows about friends, even shows about nothing - but shows about science just didn't draw an...
Famous Scientists Marie Curie Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Executive Assistant Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.
Executive assistant definition :1. the one person in any organization who actually knows what is going on 2.the most effective, highest skilled, and lowest paid psychiatrist in your company Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass...
This Little Light of Mine, I'm Going to Let it Shine Empty Gas Gauge Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament
This Little Light of Mine, I'm Going to Let it Shine Empty Gas Gauge Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed...
Baker Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.
Baker Definition Beveled Glass Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon included....
Ernest Hemingway Quote - Famous Literary Authors Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
You Sleigh Me Funny Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament
You Sleigh Me Funny Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...
Edgar Allen Poe Quote - Famous Literary Authors Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
I Think I Was Good - Rene Descartes Christmas Ornament
Even Rene Descartes (1596-1650) wasn't above a little exaggeration when it came to influencing the Big Guy in the Red Suit. Technical Data: Aluminum ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2 inches by 3 inches Includes red satin ribbon for...
Resting Grinch Face Funny Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament
Resting Grinch Face Funny Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...
Human Resources Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Human resources definition; 1. the department in a corporation charged with cleaning up other departments messes using psychiatry and persuasion instead of mops and brooms. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch...
Pediatrician Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament
Expert Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...
Glass Autopsy Toe Tag Christmas Ornament
Glass Autopsy Toe Tag Christmas Ornament Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 3/4 inches high x 2 3/4 inches wide 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image - very cool when backlit by tree lighting...
Podiatrist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Physicians, over the centuries, have bravely done battle with diseases, viruses, infections, broken bones and all manner of ailments. Today's doctor, however, has a new foe - one that is tenacious, ever evolving and exceptionally well funded. Go forth and...
Have a Lazy Christmas Sloth Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament
Have a Lazy Christmas Sloth Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or...
Accountant Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Accounting is the language of business. And while accountants may be fluent in the language, that doesn't necessarily translate into action. An accountant is like your average high-dollar TV sports announcer - they may have a way with words and...
Nurse Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...
Programmer Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Programmers are a strange breed of biological organism. They can make electrons do their bidding, retrieve vital information from spinning metal disks, and create pictures on thin plastic sheets. Oh, and they can also get the accounts payable system to...
Calculus Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament
There are a few people out there (not nearly enough, in our estimation) who actually appreciate the majesty of higher math, physics, chemistry and the hard sciences. If you're one of those who prefers to celebrate the beauty of science and reason, rather...
English Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
We're sure the fine people who invented the SMS, or the engineers at Twitter who decided on 140 characters as a message size limit had goodness in their hearts, so we'll try to forgive the unspeakable evil they've unleashed on...
I Flippin' Love You Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament
I Flippin' Love You Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...
Giuseppe Verdi - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament
We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...
Frederic Chopin - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament
We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...
Famous Scientists Emmy Noether Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Algebra Math Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament
There are a few people out there (not nearly enough, in our estimation) who actually appreciate the majesty of higher math, physics, chemistry and the hard sciences. If you're one of those who prefers to celebrate the beauty of science and reason, rather...
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament
We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...
This is Fine. Everything is Fine. Cat Tangled in Christmas Lights Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament
This is Fine. Everything is Fine. Cat Tangled in Christmas Lights Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic...
Engineer Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Engineers are a funny lot. They have a worldview that take literalism to new extremes, and the word "approximately" is a curse word. Give an engineer a scientific calculator and a big enough pile of Legos, and they'll eventually build...
Johann Sebastian Bach Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Dentist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Dentist definition : 1. a medical practitioner who finds holes, makes them bigger, and then fills them back in. 2. Someone who never has to ask what you had for lunch Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8...
Famous Scientists Sigmund Freud Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Famous Scientists Isaac Newton Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
I Never Finish Anything Glass Christmas Ornament
Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...
Well Hung. Christmas Stockings Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament
Well Hung. Christmas Stockings Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or...
Vet Tech Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Vet Tech Definition Funny Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament1. a practitioner of medical arts, skilled in diagnosing and treating patients who communicate exclusively in howls, yowls, meows and tweets 2. someone who cares about your furbaby as you do Technicam notitia (the...
Mother Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...
Glass Uh oh Guess what Day it is Funny Camel Christmas Ornament
Uh oh Guess what day it is Funny Camel Glass Christmas Ornament Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 3/4 inches wide x 2 3/4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image -...
Physical Therapist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Physical Therapist Definition Funny Coffee or Tea Mug 1. a practitioner of medical arts, skilled in treating disease, injury or deformity by physical methods such as message, heat treatment and exercise. 2. someone who can keep count of repetitions even...