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Frederic Chopin - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament

We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...

Expert Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament

  Expert Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...

Resting Grinch Face Funny Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

Resting Grinch Face Funny Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...

Psychology Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

And as those are $150/hour words, it's probably worth looking them up.  Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 2 1/2 wide x 3 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent,...

I Flippin' Love You Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

I Flippin' Love You Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...

Grandparents to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date

Grandparents to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will...

Glass Electrical Outlet Printed Image Christmas Ornament

Glass Electrical Outlet Image Christmas Ornament PLEASE NOTE:  This is an image of an electrical outlet , not an actual working outlet or plug. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 3/4 inches high x 2 3/4 inches wide 1/8 inch thick glass material Black...

Sister Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

  Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red  ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...

That's What She Said Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

  Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red  ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...

Go Sports! Do the Thing! Win the Points! Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

Go Sports! Do the Thing! Win the Points! Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will...

Musician Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Musician Funny Definition beveled glass Christmas tree Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...

X-Ray Of Christmas Tree Branch Glass Christmas Ornament

  Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red  ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...

Architect Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Architects are a wondrous mix of engineers and artists - a rare breed that can effortlessly blend the practical with the sublime. Unfortunately, architects are usually subjected to the wills of bankers and accountants, and the result is always something...

Johann Sebastian Bach Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Chemistry Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Up until cable television came along, chemistry was not a strong plotline for entertainment. We had plenty of cop shows, doctor shows, lawyer shows, shows about friends, even shows about nothing - but shows about science just didn't draw an...

Edgar Allen Poe Quote - Famous Literary Authors Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Financial Manager Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Financial manager definition : 1. a professional combining skills in accounting, finance,and business analysis to spin gold out of thin air 2. a person who makes money by making money, without worrying too much about the logical contradiction of that...

Ludwig van Beethoven Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Banker Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

 Banker Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red  ribbon...

Teacher Definition Glass Christmas Ornament

Those brave souls that take charge of our Little Darlings certainly deserve our respect, even if their career choice may be a little suspect.Most other careers (excepting that of Forest Ranger) allow the participant to see the results of their...

Podiatrist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Physicians, over the centuries, have bravely done battle with diseases, viruses, infections, broken bones and all manner of ailments. Today's doctor, however, has a new foe - one that is tenacious, ever evolving and exceptionally well funded. Go forth and...

Igor Stravinsky Glass Christmas Ornament

We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...

Dentist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Dentist definition : 1. a medical practitioner who finds holes, makes them bigger, and then fills them back in. 2. Someone who never has to ask what you had for lunch Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8...

English Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

We're sure the fine people who invented the SMS, or the engineers at Twitter who decided on 140 characters as a message size limit had goodness in their hearts, so we'll try to forgive the unspeakable evil they've unleashed on...

Have a Lazy Christmas Sloth Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

Have a Lazy Christmas Sloth Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or...

Father Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

  Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red  ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...

Physical Therapist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Physical Therapist Definition Funny Coffee or Tea Mug 1. a practitioner of medical arts, skilled in treating disease, injury or deformity by physical methods such as message, heat treatment and exercise. 2. someone who can keep count of repetitions even...

Statistics Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

While the definition on this ornament is true, the even more frightening fact is that they both could be right!  Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 1/2 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet...

Big Foot Believes in You Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

  Big Foot Believes in You Funny Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run...

Glass Meh Cynical Christmas Ornament

We hate to be the party poopers in the crowd, but now that stores started decorating for Christmas in August(!), by the time the actual event rolls around we're pretty much over-saturated with good tidings. By mid-November we're ready to strangle...

Father to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date

Father to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will...

Doctor Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Physicians, over the centuries, have bravely done battle with diseases, viruses, infections, broken bones and all manner of ailments. Today's doctor, however, has a new foe - one that is tenacious, ever evolving and exceptionally well funded. Go forth and...

Giuseppe Verdi - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament

We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...

Human Resources Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Human resources definition; 1. the department in a corporation charged with cleaning up other departments messes using psychiatry and persuasion instead of mops and brooms. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch...

Well Hung. Christmas Stockings Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

  Well Hung. Christmas Stockings Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or...

Glass Light Switch Printed Image Christmas Ornament

Glass Light Switch Image Christmas Ornament PLEASE NOTE:  This is an image of a light switch, not an actual working light switch Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 3/4 inches high x 2 3/4 inches wide 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet...

Glass Autopsy Toe Tag Christmas Ornament

  Glass Autopsy Toe Tag Christmas Ornament Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 3/4 inches high x 2 3/4 inches wide 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included  Semi-translucent image - very cool when backlit by tree lighting...

Famous Scientists Marie Curie Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

This is Fine. Everything is Fine. Cat Tangled in Christmas Lights Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

This is Fine. Everything is Fine. Cat Tangled in Christmas Lights Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic...

Nurse Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

  Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red  ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...

Franz Schubert - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament

We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...

Get Lit Menorah Hannukah Holiday Beveled Glass Ornament

Get Lit Menorah Hannukah Holiday Beveled Glass Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...

Surgeon Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Surgeon definition 1. a medical professional who has taken the concept of 'hands on medicine' to it's ultimate logical conclusion 2. a doctor that needs $500,000 worth of equipment to support use of a $10 knife Technicam notitia (the technical...

Famous Scientists Isaac Newton Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Pharmacist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Pharmacist Definition - funny beveled glass Christmas ornament. 1. A practitioner of medical arts skilled in preparing and dispensing medical drugs. 2. A person who can count small objects in increments of 30,60 and 90 in their sleep Technicam notitia...

Famous Scientists Nikola Tesla Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Brother Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

  Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red  ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...

Geek Circuit Font Glass Christmas Ornament

Here is our unique (copyrighted, even!) way to represent the word "Geek." We've created a series of printed circuit designs to form the letters GEEK - and this is not a font. It's all hand done. Makes a great Christmas...

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