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Doctor Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Physicians, over the centuries, have bravely done battle with diseases, viruses, infections, broken bones and all manner of ailments. Today's doctor, however, has a new foe - one that is tenacious, ever evolving and exceptionally well funded. Go forth and...

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Statistics Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

While the definition on this ornament is true, the even more frightening fact is that they both could be right!  Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 1/2 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet...

Igor Stravinsky Glass Christmas Ornament

We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...

Big Foot Believes in You Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

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Father Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

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Teacher Definition Glass Christmas Ornament

Those brave souls that take charge of our Little Darlings certainly deserve our respect, even if their career choice may be a little suspect.Most other careers (excepting that of Forest Ranger) allow the participant to see the results of their...

Famous Scientists Ada Lovelace Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Brother Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

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Expert Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament

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Ho Ho Ho Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

Being the scientific type, you generally have a hard time getting into the Christmas spirit. For example, you are certain that the aerodynamic properties of reindeer are about zero, and the technical and logistical requirements to deliver packages to every...

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Mathematician Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Mathematicians are indeed a peculiar sort. Simple questions, like 'how fast are we going?', can be answered by most mortals by looking at the speedometer of their car. Not so for the mathematician. The speedometer represents only a single data...

X-Ray Of Christmas Tree Branch Glass Christmas Ornament

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Physics Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

There are a few people out there (not nearly enough, in our estimation) who actually appreciate the majesty of higher math, physics, chemistry and the hard sciences. If you're one of those who prefers to celebrate the beauty of science and reason, rather...

Get Lit Menorah Hannukah Holiday Beveled Glass Ornament

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Franz Schubert - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament

We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...

Johannes Brahms - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament

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Genius Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

What happens if you mix together germanium, uranium, nickel and sulfur? In a literal sense you get a shiny, radioactive mess that smells bad. In another sense, if you use the Periodic Table of Elements symbols for these elements on...

Surgeon Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Surgeon definition 1. a medical professional who has taken the concept of 'hands on medicine' to it's ultimate logical conclusion 2. a doctor that needs $500,000 worth of equipment to support use of a $10 knife Technicam notitia (the technical...

Think Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

THINK Periodic Table of Element Glass Christmas Tree Ornament Here's a handy little bauble for your tree bearing the Periodic Table of Elements symbols for thorium, indium and potassium. It has some extraordinary qualities: It can help you while away...

Famous Scientists Albert Einstein Glass Christmas Ornament

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Jane Austen Quote - Famous Literary Authors Glass Christmas Ornament

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Jane Austen Works Collection Glass Christmas Ornament

This Yule trimming for your Christmastide tree celebrates the writings of one Miss Jane Austen, lately of Winchester, Hampshire, and authoress of some small renown. Should her writings have bewitched you, body and soul, may we be so bold as to...

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Veterinarian Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

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Abibliophobia Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament. The Fear of Running our of Books 2. It's a real thing

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Using the periodic table and a super triple top secret printing method we have created the perfect kitchen wall art for every geeky kitchen.This set is comprised of 2 individual black framed plaques which have been permanently imprinted the periodic...

Jane Austen Novels Ceramic Tile Coaster Set - 6 Piece Set - Holder Included

We are pleased to provide you, our dear Customer, with our latest addition to our collection of accoutrements celebrating the works of Miss Jane Austen, lately of Winchester and author of some small note. These dessous de verres are made...

Organic Chemistry Hexagon Drawing Class Mug -11 ounce

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Famous Scientists- 4 Piece Ceramic Coaster Set with Caddie

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The Proprietors of this Establishment are pleased to offer you, our dear Customer, the very Latest Creations celebrating the Novels of Miss Jane Austen, a Writer of some renown. These tasses à thé are the perfect Accompaniment to your perusals of...

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  This is my meeting mug.  When my mug is empty, the meeting is over Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and...

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