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Algebra Math Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament
There are a few people out there (not nearly enough, in our estimation) who actually appreciate the majesty of higher math, physics, chemistry and the hard sciences. If you're one of those who prefers to celebrate the beauty of science and reason, rather...
Help Desk Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Help Desk Technician definition 1. A technical professional,hired for their ability to write tickets,read minds, and not laugh out loud. 2. someone who has forgotten more about technology than you will ever know Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures...
Ho Ho Ho Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament
Being the scientific type, you generally have a hard time getting into the Christmas spirit. For example, you are certain that the aerodynamic properties of reindeer are about zero, and the technical and logistical requirements to deliver packages to every...
Glass Uh oh Guess what Day it is Funny Camel Christmas Ornament
Uh oh Guess what day it is Funny Camel Glass Christmas Ornament Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 3/4 inches wide x 2 3/4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image -...
Alan Turing Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Jane Austen Quote - Famous Literary Authors Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Accountant Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Accounting is the language of business. And while accountants may be fluent in the language, that doesn't necessarily translate into action. An accountant is like your average high-dollar TV sports announcer - they may have a way with words and...
Physics Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Physicists are one of the more interesting breeds of scientific creature. It seems that a good physicist just can't leave well enough alone - it's not enough that a ball rolls, they need to understand WHY the ball rolls. And...
Famous Scientists Lise Meitner Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Physics Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament
There are a few people out there (not nearly enough, in our estimation) who actually appreciate the majesty of higher math, physics, chemistry and the hard sciences. If you're one of those who prefers to celebrate the beauty of science and reason, rather...
Vet Tech Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Vet Tech Definition Funny Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament1. a practitioner of medical arts, skilled in diagnosing and treating patients who communicate exclusively in howls, yowls, meows and tweets 2. someone who cares about your furbaby as you do Technicam notitia (the...
Mathematician Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Mathematicians are indeed a peculiar sort. Simple questions, like 'how fast are we going?', can be answered by most mortals by looking at the speedometer of their car. Not so for the mathematician. The speedometer represents only a single data...
Lewis Carroll Quote - Famous Literary Authors Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Johannes Brahms - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament
We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...
Programmer Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Programmers are a strange breed of biological organism. They can make electrons do their bidding, retrieve vital information from spinning metal disks, and create pictures on thin plastic sheets. Oh, and they can also get the accounts payable system to...
I Think I Was Good - Rene Descartes Christmas Ornament
Even Rene Descartes (1596-1650) wasn't above a little exaggeration when it came to influencing the Big Guy in the Red Suit. Technical Data: Aluminum ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2 inches by 3 inches Includes red satin ribbon for...
Rosalind Franklin Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from...
Engineer Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Engineers are a funny lot. They have a worldview that take literalism to new extremes, and the word "approximately" is a curse word. Give an engineer a scientific calculator and a big enough pile of Legos, and they'll eventually build...
Ph. D. Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Ph. D. Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament with Gift/ Storage bag 1. an academic that has learned more about less and less until they know everything about nothing. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches...
Veterinarian Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament
Veterinarian Definition Funny Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament1. a practitioner of medical arts, skilled in diagnosing and treating patients who communicate exclusively in howls, yowls, meows and tweets 2. someone who cares about your furbaby as you do Technicam notitia (the...
Famous Scientists Emmy Noether Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Erwin Schrodinger Glass Christmas Ornament
This ornament celebrates Erwin Schrodinger(August 12, 1887 - January 4, 1961 ) who was a Nobel Prize-winning Austrian-Irish physicist who developed a number of fundamental results in quantum theory: the Schrödinger equation provides a way to calculate the wave function...
Famous Scientists Sigmund Freud Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Ernest Hemingway Quote - Famous Literary Authors Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Jane Austen Works Collection Glass Christmas Ornament
This Yule trimming for your Christmastide tree celebrates the writings of one Miss Jane Austen, lately of Winchester, Hampshire, and authoress of some small renown. Should her writings have bewitched you, body and soul, may we be so bold as to...
Funny Unsafe Do Not Use Christmas Tree Ornament
Funny Unsafe Do Not Use Christmas Tree Ornament We're not sure if this tag means that the tree on which it is hung is unsafe, or if the ornament itself is unsafe, or if the entire Christmas season is unsafe....
Calculus Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament
There are a few people out there (not nearly enough, in our estimation) who actually appreciate the majesty of higher math, physics, chemistry and the hard sciences. If you're one of those who prefers to celebrate the beauty of science and reason, rather...
Meh-ry Christmas Funny Black Christmas ornament
Meh-ry Christmas Funny Black Christmas Ornament We hate to be the party poopers in the crowd, but now that stores started decorating for Christmas in August(!), by the time the actual event rolls around we're pretty much over-saturated with good...
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament
We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...
Abibliophobia Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament. The Fear of Running our of Books 2. It's a real thing
Abibliophobia Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament. The Fear of Running our of Books 2. It's a real thing Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image...
Nerdy Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament
Here's a festive little holiday and/or Christmas Tree ornament bearing your favorite combination of nitrogen, erbium and dysprosium. Celebrate your Nerd-fu in Periodic Table of Elements style! Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 3/4 inches wide x 2 3/4...
Beer Periodic Table Christmas Ornament
Here is our humble attempt to service the nerd who still wants to be a 'with-it' kind of dude/dudette. We address the hip factor by celebrating the universal lubricant of coolness, i.e., beer. We cover the nerd angle by noting...
Ho Ho Ho Periodic Table Christmas Ornament
Ho Ho Ho Periodic Table Christmas Ornament Being the scientific type, you generally have a hard time getting into the Christmas spirit. For example, you are certain that the aerodynamic properties of reindeer are about zero, and the technical and...
Bazinga Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament
Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 3/4 inches wide x 2 3/4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included - classy! Semi-translucent image - very cool when backlit by tree lighting Image printed...
Top 10 Reasons I Procrastinate Christmas Tree Ornament
Top 10 Reasons I Procrastinate Christmas Tree Ornament Perhaps this explains why you give so many gift cards... Technical Data: Aluminum ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2 inches by 3 inches Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on...
Genius Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament
What happens if you mix together germanium, uranium, nickel and sulfur? In a literal sense you get a shiny, radioactive mess that smells bad. In another sense, if you use the Periodic Table of Elements symbols for these elements on...
Famous Scientists Albert Einstein Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Social Interaction Fail Christmas Tree Ornament
Social Interaction Fail Christmas Tree Ornament Oh, joy. The holiday season is upon us again, filled with good cheer, glad tidings, and other such nonsense. It's that most wonderful time of the year where we get drug off to countless...
Serotonin Dopamine Christmas Tree Ornament
Serotonin Dopamine Christmas Tree Ornament You may think you know what you really want for Christmas - a shiny new bike, a cuddly doll, or the dictatorship of a small nation where you can bloody well tell everybody what to...
George Orwell Quote - Famous Literary Authors Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Famous Scientists Ada Lovelace Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Think Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament
THINK Periodic Table of Element Glass Christmas Tree Ornament Here's a handy little bauble for your tree bearing the Periodic Table of Elements symbols for thorium, indium and potassium. It has some extraordinary qualities: It can help you while away...
Famous Scientists Grace Hopper Glass Christmas Ornament
Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...
Evidence Tag Christmas Tree Ornament
One doesn't usually associate the holiday season with heinous crimes, unless you want to count stores putting up Christmas decorations in August. However, should you find that your tree has become a material witness to some brutal murder, international diamond...
Jane Austen Books Christmas Ornament
Here's a lovely little Christmas ornament celebrating the writings of one Jane Austen, an author of English novels of some small repute. Mr. Darcy would no doubt approve. Technical Data: Aluminum ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2 inches by...
Teach Periodic Table of Elements Christmas Ornament
Teach Periodic Table of Elements Christmas Ornament Just in case your science / chemistry / physics teacher ever needs to know the atomic weight of tellurium while gathered 'round the tree. It could happen! Technical Data: Aluminum ornament permanently...
Bacon Periodic Table Christmas Ornament
Bacon Periodic Table Christmas Ornament This Christmas ornament reminds those who look down on bacon-lovers as some sort of Neanderthal knuckle-draggers that bacon is an intellectual food. Technical Data: Aluminum ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2 inches by 3...