Ph. D. Definition Mouse Pad


Today's world is one of specialization - gone are the days when broad learning was valued above specific knowledge. And nowhere is this trend more (painfully) obvious than in academia.

Nowadays, a doctoral thesis on fruit flies would be laughed out of committee as vastly too broad. What's needed now is a study on Ecuadorian fruit flies born on alternate Thursdays when the wind is from the west, and their reaction to electrical stimuli (less than 1 amp, though, more than 1 amp has already been done) while watching CNN. The fly, not the candidate.

So if you're defending that dissertation, or know someone who is, there's a good chance this mouse pad will resonate. Hopefully not in a painful way.

Technicam notitia (the technical bits)

  • Size: 7.75" x 9.25"
  • Fabric top for easy mousing
  • Rubber bottom to prevent slipping

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