Mother Periodic Table of Elements Mouse Pad


Mother Periodic Table of Elements Mouse Pad

Got a Mom, Mum, Ma, Mudder, Old Lady, 'Rent, or other colloquialism? Of course you do. If not, we need to talk.

If said woman spends any time around engineering or lab equipment, she would no doubt appreciate this mouse pad. She'd also appreciate it if you called her every once in a while, too. And washed your hands. And sat up straight. And for Heaven's sake put your dirty clothes in the hamper! How hard is that to do? This place looks like a pig sty! And you are NOT going out looking like that! Go upstairs and change into something decent right now! And don't you talk back to -


Anyway, we think this would be a pretty cool thing to give to your technically with-it female parental unit. She'll be able to show it off to all her friends. "Look," she'll say, "my little <insert your name here> must have actually been paying attention in Chemistry class!"

Technicam notitia (the technical bits)

  • Size: 7.75" x 9.25"
  • Fabric top for easy mousing
  • Rubber bottom to prevent slipping

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