Bacon Periodic Table Mouse Pad
This mousepad has many useful features:
- It makes your mouse track really well, much better than the mouse would track on an actual piece of bacon.
- It shows any doubters that bacon is an intellectual food, as noted in the Periodic Table of Elements.
- It will not be eaten by crazed bacon-lovers. They may nibble on it a bit, but not enough to do any real damage.
- It will make your bacon-loving friends extremely jealous. It will also scare away bacon-haters.
- In case of a flood, it would keep your mouse dry.
What more could you ask for in a mousepad?
Technicam notitia (the technical bits)
- Size: 7.75" x 9.25"
- Fabric top for easy mousing
- Rubber bottom to prevent slipping