Bacon Periodic Table of Elements Embroidered Pillow / Cushion


We're getting pretty tired of people getting on our case about our favorite meat candy. What really galls us is their insinuation that bacon lovers are primitive, intellectually-challenged creatures that deserve nothing but ridicule. Well, horse hockey. There's conclusive, scientific proof that bacon is an intellectual food. It's right there in the periodic table of elements! Barium, cobalt and nitrogen. BA CO N. Read it and weep, bacon haters.

This pillow makes it very clear that you're not one to be trifled with when it comes to the ultimate food. Show your brainpower and bacon-lust in one easy accessory!

Now if we could find a way to add the heavenly scent of bacon to this thing, they'd sell like, well, bacon. Maybe we should go whip up a rasher or two and just waft the pillow through that perfume of the gods...

Oh - and if you're into the YouTube thing, there is even a video about this pillow! See it at

Technicam notitia (the technical bits)

  • Dimensions: approx 15 x 10 inches
  • Made from heavy cotton/ polyester blend material appliqued with  fleece appliqes. The text is embroidered, so it looks very nice. At least we think so.
  • Solid black back.
  • Stuffed with hypoallergenic poly-fil and sewn closed.
  • Spot Cleaning recommended.

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