Education and Educators
You know what your teacher doesn't want? A 'World's Best Teacher" ... anything. They hate that stuff. Their closets are full of the thousands of insipid tchotchkes they've accumulated over the years, and if they get one more, they'll either scream, or worse, start dispensing bad grades. We wouldn't want that to happen, now would we?
What they really want is cool, unique teacher-themed stuff. Like what you see here.