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Ph. D. Definition Mouse Pad

Today's world is one of specialization - gone are the days when broad learning was valued above specific knowledge. And nowhere is this trend more (painfully) obvious than in academia.Nowadays, a doctoral thesis on fruit flies would be laughed out...

Engineer Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Engineers are a funny lot. They have a worldview that take literalism to new extremes, and the word "approximately" is a curse word. Give an engineer a scientific calculator and a big enough pile of Legos, and they'll eventually build...

Logic Definition Typography Wall Plaque

One of our series of real-world definitions, here is our realistic definition of the word logic - 'a method of thinking that allows the practitioner to be wrong with confidence.' Painfully true, we're afraid... Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Dimensions...

Expert Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament

Expert Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...

Architect Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Architects are a wondrous mix of engineers and artists - a rare breed that can effortlessly blend the practical with the sublime. Unfortunately, architects are usually subjected to the wills of bankers and accountants, and the result is always something...

Brother Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...

Baker Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Baker Definition Beveled Glass Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon included....

Physics Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Physicists are one of the more interesting breeds of scientific creature. It seems that a good physicist just can't leave well enough alone - it's not enough that a ball rolls, they need to understand WHY the ball rolls. And...

Definition of Conclusion Typography Wall Plaque

One in our series of real world definitions, we present our Conclusion Definition wall plaque. While Messrs. Webster, Funk and Wagnels may disagree, the most functional definition of "Conclusion" is "the place where you got tired of thinking." We suspect...

Gardener Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Gardener Definition 1. a useful form of psychotherapy, less expensive than a psychiatrist, less dangerous than drugs, that also gives you tomatoes Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included...

Attorney Definition Typography Wood Wall Plaque

Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Dimensions - 9" high x 12" wide x 5/8" deep Solid MDF wood construction Black built in frame Pre-drilled hanging slots Permanently printed with non-toxic, no-fade inks

Programmer Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Programmers are a strange breed of biological organism. They can make electrons do their bidding, retrieve vital information from spinning metal disks, and create pictures on thin plastic sheets. Oh, and they can also get the accounts payable system to...

Teacher Definition Coffee or Tea Mug

Those brave souls that take charge of our Little Darlings certainly deserve our respect, even if their career choice may be a little suspect. Most other careers (excepting that of Forest Ranger) allow the participant to see the results of...

English Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

We're sure the fine people who invented the SMS, or the engineers at Twitter who decided on 140 characters as a message size limit had goodness in their hearts, so we'll try to forgive the unspeakable evil they've unleashed on...

Statistics Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

While the definition on this ornament is true, the even more frightening fact is that they both could be right! Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 1/2 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet...

Ph. D. Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Ph. D. Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament with Gift/ Storage bag 1. an academic that has learned more about less and less until they know everything about nothing. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches...

Attorney Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Mother Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Abibliophobia Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament. The Fear of Running our of Books 2. It's a real thing

Abibliophobia Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament. The Fear of Running our of Books 2. It's a real thing Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image...

Psychology Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

And as those are $150/hour words, it's probably worth looking them up. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 2 1/2 wide x 3 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent,...

Chef Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Chef Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon...

Sister Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Banker Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Banker Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon...

Pediatrician Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament

Executive Assistant Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Executive assistant definition :1. the one person in any organization who actually knows what is going on 2.the most effective, highest skilled, and lowest paid psychiatrist in your company Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass...

Musician Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Musician Funny Definition beveled glass Christmas tree Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...

Dentist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Dentist definition : 1. a medical practitioner who finds holes, makes them bigger, and then fills them back in. 2. Someone who never has to ask what you had for lunch Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8...

Surgeon Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Surgeon definition 1. a medical professional who has taken the concept of 'hands on medicine' to it's ultimate logical conclusion 2. a doctor that needs $500,000 worth of equipment to support use of a $10 knife Technicam notitia (the technical...

Veterinarian Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Veterinarian Definition Funny Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament1. a practitioner of medical arts, skilled in diagnosing and treating patients who communicate exclusively in howls, yowls, meows and tweets 2. someone who cares about your furbaby as you do Technicam notitia (the...

Doctor Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Physicians, over the centuries, have bravely done battle with diseases, viruses, infections, broken bones and all manner of ailments. Today's doctor, however, has a new foe - one that is tenacious, ever evolving and exceptionally well funded. Go forth and...

Teacher Definition Glass Christmas Ornament

Those brave souls that take charge of our Little Darlings certainly deserve our respect, even if their career choice may be a little suspect.Most other careers (excepting that of Forest Ranger) allow the participant to see the results of their...

Human Resources Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Human resources definition; 1. the department in a corporation charged with cleaning up other departments messes using psychiatry and persuasion instead of mops and brooms. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch...

Physical Therapist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Physical Therapist Definition Funny Coffee or Tea Mug 1. a practitioner of medical arts, skilled in treating disease, injury or deformity by physical methods such as message, heat treatment and exercise. 2. someone who can keep count of repetitions even...

Accountant Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Accounting is the language of business. And while accountants may be fluent in the language, that doesn't necessarily translate into action. An accountant is like your average high-dollar TV sports announcer - they may have a way with words and...

Architect Definition Typography Wood Wall Plaque

Nurse Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

English Definition Funny Quote Mouse Pad

Chemistry Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Up until cable television came along, chemistry was not a strong plotline for entertainment. We had plenty of cop shows, doctor shows, lawyer shows, shows about friends, even shows about nothing - but shows about science just didn't draw an...

Project Manager Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Project managers spend their days defying the laws of physics, specifically, the one that states that an object at rest tends to stay at rest. They overcome friction when things start to bog down, and they do battle with laws...

Research Definition Funny Typography Wall Plaque 9" x 12"

One of our series of real-world definitions, here is our realistic definition of the word research - "What you are doing when you don't know what you are doing." And if you're lucky enough to get paid while you're doing this,...

Podiatrist Definition 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug

Podiatrist Definition 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug 1. a person who makes money hand over foot 2. a professional who loves corny jokes Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. White exterior and interior....

Psychology Definition Funny Typography Wall Plaque

One in our series of real-word definitions, we present the practical definition of Psychology" - "The science that tells you what you already know, in words you can't understand." They don't call them $50 words for nothing. Technicam notitia (the technical...

Physics Definition Coasters with Display Holder

Father Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Veterinarian Definition Mouse Pad

Veterinarian Definition - funny mouse pad. 1. A practitioner of medical arts skilled in diagnosing and healing patients who communicate exclusively in howls, yowls, meows and tweets 2. Someone who cares as much about your furbaby as you do. Technicam...

Programmer Definition Coasters with Display Holder

Help Desk Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Help Desk Technician definition 1. A technical professional,hired for their ability to write tickets,read minds, and not laugh out loud. 2. someone who has forgotten more about technology than you will ever know Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures...

Statistics Definition Coasters with Display Holder

One of our series of real-world definitions, here is our realistic definition of the word statistics- "The only science in which two recognized experts, using exactly the same set of data, may come to completely opposite conclusions." Unnervingly, it is also...

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