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Computing Rule #5 Funny Programming Coffee or Tea Mug

Computing Rule #5 - Computers run on magical smoke. Never let it out. We're not sure where the computer manufacturers get the Magical Blue Smoke - roasted unicorn horns, maybe? - or how they get it into all those tiny little...

Computing Rules Funny Mouse Pad For Computer Geeks and Nerds

Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Size: 7.75" x 9.25" Fabric top for easy mousing Rubber bottom to prevent slipping

Computing Rule #2 Funny Programming Coffee or Tea Mug

Computing Rule #2 - Bad code can't be debugged. Neither can good code. Silly programmers. They keep trying all sorts of techniques to create bug-free code - structured, agile, object oriented, and dozens of other coding flavors of the month, all...

Computing Rules Typography Wood Wall Plaque

Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Dimensions - 9" high x 12" wide x 5/8" deep Solid MDF wood construction Black built in frame Pre-drilled hanging slots Permanently printed with non-toxic, no-fade inks

Computing Rule #3 Funny Programming Coffee or Tea Mug

Computing Rule #3 - User don't know what they want. But they know for damn sure what they don't want. How many times have you participated in a design session like this? Programmer: How would you like the screen to look?User:...

Computing Rule #1 Funny Programming Coffee or Tea Mug

Computing Rule #1 - Never underestimate an ingenious idiot with a user ID. Those who have been in the computer biz for a while have learned that the real problem with computer systems is not the silicon, but the carbon. Meaning...

Computing Rule #6 Funny Programming Coffee or Tea Mug

Computing Rule #6 - If you can't fix it, feature it. And why not? Given that users don't really know what they want (see Computing Rule 3), you have at least a random chance of any bug being exactly what somebody wanted....

Computing Rule #4 Funny Programming Coffee or Tea Mug

Computing Rule #4 - Test environments are for wimps. Look, since we all know you can't really debug anything (see Computing Rule 2), why go to all the trouble to test it? Just load it out into Prod and let the damn...

Lab Rules Funny Science Mouse Pad For Computer Geeks and Nerds

Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Size: 7.75" x 9.25" Fabric top for easy mousing Rubber bottom to prevent slipping

Lab Rule 3 Lab Rule Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Lab Rule #3 Ceramic Ornament: If you don't know what you're doing, at least do it neatly Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or...

Computer Programming Terms Wraparound Coffee or Tea Mug

This original coffee, tea or beverage of your choice mug is perfect for the programmer, geek, nerd, gadget guy or IT worker in your life, even if said person should be your actual self. +1 awarded if you can describe...

Lab Rules Typography 6 Piece Wall Plaque Set

If you work in a lab, you know there are rules, and then there are the real rules. This set of 6 plaques is our humble contribution to the real rules of the lab. This comprehensive set of SOPs will...

Computer Patent Drawings- CPU, Mouse, Hard Drive and Modem Tile 4 Piece Set - Caddy Included

Four piece tile coaster set with sandstone finish. Set includes one of each of the drawings: 1 hard drive 1 modem 1 CPU 1 Mouse Wood holder case included. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Coasters measure 4 in x 4...

Complete Set of Lab Rule Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornaments

Complete set of all the lab rule ornaments. Includes lab rules 1-7 Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black velvet...

Rules of Engineering Definition Mouse Pad

Rules of engineer mouse pad Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Size: 7.75" x 9.25" Fabric top for easy mousing Rubber bottom to prevent slipping Mouse not included

Lab Rule 7 Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Lab Rule #7 Ceramic Ornament: If you do not know what a button does, do not press it. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door...

Lab Rules #1 through #6 Typography Wall Plaque - 9" x 12"

Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Dimensions - 9" high x 12" wide x 5/8" deep Solid MDF wood construction Black built in frame Keyhole back for easy hanging Permanently printed with non-toxic, no-fade inks

Lab Rule #7 If You Don't Know What a Button Does, Do Not Push It Mug, Latte Size

Lab Rule #7 If You Don't Know What a Button Does, Do Not Push It Mug Failure to follow this rule can result in failed experiments and the occasional missile launch. Note that this is only one of our whole series...

Lab Rule #2 Polar Camel White Travel Mug- 20 ounce

Lab Rule # 2 - Hot glass looks just like cold glass Travel Mug. 20 oz. Stainless Steel Polar Camel Travel Mug features double-wall vacuum insulation with a clear lid.The mug has a narrower bottom to fit most standard cup holders.It...

Lab Rule 6 Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Lab Rule #6 Ceramic Ornament: You can't detect an odorless gas by smell. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black...

Computer Mouse Patent Trademark Drawing- 9" x 12" Wood Plaque

Once upon a time, using a computer meant keeping both hands on the keyboard. Moving the blinking box around on the screen required the dexterity of a concert pianist, what with Shifted Tabs and Control-Arrows and various other key combinations...

Engineering Rule #6 Coffee or Tea Mug

Engineering Rule #6: Nothing is as permanent as a temporary fix. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Our lawyer...

Lab Rule 4 Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Lab Rule #4 Ceramic Ornament: Hiccups and pipettes don't mix. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black velvet storage bag...

Lab Rule #4 Polar Camel White Travel Mug- 20 ounce

Lab Rule # 4- Hiccups and pipettes don't mix Travel Mug. 20 oz. Stainless Steel Polar Camel Travel Mug features double-wall vacuum insulation with a clear lid.The mug has a narrower bottom to fit most standard cup holders.It is 2X heat &...

Lab Rule #5 Polar Camel White Travel Mug- 20 ounce

Lab Rule # 5- Assume all unmarked beakers contain a highly toxic fast acting poison Travel Mug. 20 oz. Stainless Steel Polar Camel Travel Mug features double-wall vacuum insulation with a clear lid.The mug has a narrower bottom to fit most...

Engineering Rule #1 Coffee or Tea Mug

Engineering Rule #1: If you understand it, it's obsolete. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Our lawyer...

Lab Rule #7 Polar Camel White Travel Mug- 20 ounce

Lab Rule # 7 - If you do not know what a button does, do not press it Travel Mug. 20 oz. Stainless Steel Polar Camel Travel Mug features double-wall vacuum insulation with a clear lid.The mug has a narrower bottom...

Programmer definition - mouse pad for geeks, nerds and scientists

Programmers are a strange breed of biological organism. They can make electrons do their bidding, retrieve vital information from spinning metal disks, and create pictures on thin plastic sheets. Oh, and they can also get the accounts payable system to...

Engineering Rule #4 Coffee or Tea Mug

Engineering Rule #4: If you need N parts you will have N-1 parts available. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave...

Engineering Rule #2 Coffee or Tea Mug

Engineering Rule #2: Component tolerances accumulate linearly in order to exceed final assembly tolerances. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and...

Lab Rule 1 Ceramic Christmas Ornament - Never Lick the Spoon

Lab Rule # 1 Never Lick the Spoon Christmas tree ornament. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black velvet storage...

Engineering Rule #5 Coffee or Tea Mug

Engineering Rule #5: No two identical parts are alike. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Our lawyer requires us...

Nerd Knobs Definition Funny Mouse Pad For Computer Geeks and Nerds

Nerd knob definition mouse pad. 1. obscure software settings, frequently hidden in places only technical wonks can find, that have the ability to either drastically improve a system's performance or crash it into a steaming piles of bits Technicam notitia...

Lab Rule #6: You Can't Detect an Odorless Gas by Smell Mug, Latte Size

Lab Rule #6: You Can't Detect an Odorless Gas by Smell Mug A reminder that the gas detector is your friend. Note that this is only one of our whole series of Lab Rule paraphernalia. Hit this link for a dazzling display...

Hello World C Program Coffee or Tea Mug, Latte Size

We believe this is one of the shortest working variations of the seminal "Hello World" program. A C, C++ or .net programmer will instantly figure it out and get a good chuckle. Liberal arts majors will wonder why gremlins took over...

Famous Scientists Grace Hopper Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Programmer Definition Neoprene Coaster Set

Lab Rule #3 Polar Camel White Travel Mug- 20 ounce

Lab Rule # 3- If you don't know what you are doing, at least do it neatly Travel Mug. 20 oz. Stainless Steel Polar Camel Travel Mug features double-wall vacuum insulation with a clear lid.The mug has a narrower bottom to...

Lab Rule 5 Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Lab Rule #5 Ceramic Ornament: Assume all unmarked beakers contain a highly toxic fast acting poison Christmas Tree Ornament. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath,...

Computer Technology Patent Drawings Coasters 4 Piece Set

Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Measurements: 4 in x 4 in x 1/4 in Polyester top will not run or blur when wet Neoprene bottom prevents slips Protects your table from hot and cold drink damage Contains no High Fructose...

C DOS RUN Programming Coffee or Tea Mug, Latte Size

Back in the days before actual graphics, primitive man had to survive using a character-based interface. There were no pretty pictures, things to click, or anything to click them with. Life was hard back in those days. Even more challenging...

Lab Rule 6 Lab Rule Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

Lab Rule 2 Hot Glass Looks Just Like Cold Glass 1 Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Lab Rule 2 Hot Glass Looks Just Like Cold Glass Christmas tree ornament. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 inch diameter Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black...

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