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Cat Periodic Table Embroidered Pillow -10" x 15"

If you love cats and science, you can't help but love this pillow. Kitty may not appreciate being reduced to a mere combination of carbon and astatine, but (a) Kitty can't read, and (b) Kitty don't much care what you...

Schrodinger's Cat Walks Into a Bar, and Doesn't Coffee or Tea Mug

And this is a coffee mug, and it isn't. Clear? Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Our lawyer requires us...

Women and Cats Robert Heinlein Quote Coffee or Tea mug

This coffee or tea mug bears some very good advice from a very good author. If only men and dogs followed this advice, things would run a lot smoother. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of...

Sigmund Freud Cat Quote Coffee or Tea Mug

Sigmund Freud was a man who completely understood the id, ego, and super-ego, and claimed to understand cats.  We'll accept the first three. That part about understanding cats, not so much. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz /...

Men of Science Love Cats Coffee or Tea Mug, Latte Size

Highly logical, rational men seem to love cats. We think it's an innate need to offset all that logic by associating with something supremely illogical, like a cat that insists on getting stuck between the front and screen doors. Repeatedly. Technicam notitia (the...

Time Spent with Cats Ceramic Christmas Ornament

No less a expert on humanity that Herr Dr. Sigmund Freud weighed in of the affection that humans have for cats. Time spent with cats, he proclaimed, is never wasted. Of course, he never asked the cat. Technical Data: Ceramic ornament...

This is Fine. Everything is Fine. Cat Tangled in Christmas Lights Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

This is Fine. Everything is Fine. Cat Tangled in Christmas Lights Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic...

Women of Science Love Cats Coffee or Tea Mug, Latte Size

Highly logical, rational women seem to love cats. We think it's an innate need to offset all that logic by associating with something supremely illogical, like a cat that insists on getting stuck between the front and screen doors. Repeatedly. Technicam notitia...

Cat Periodic Table Men of Science Coffee or Tea Mug

Men in the scientific field generally love cats. At least that's what they tell their cats. Whether the cat believes it or not is an open question. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite...

Schrodinger's Cat Walks Into a Bar, and Doesn't Coffee or Tea Mug, Latte Size

And this is a coffee mug, and it isn't. Clear? Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 17oz / 500ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Does an outstanding job...

Women and Cats Will Do As They Please Picture Frame

One of the 20th century's best science fiction writers was Robert A. Heinlein, author of such works as 'Starship Troopers', 'Stranger in a Strange Land', and 'The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.' And while Heinlein was arguably able to see the future, he...

My Cat and I Talk Shit About You Funny Coffee or Tea Mug- 11 Ounce

My Cat and I Talk Shit About You Funny Coffee or Tea Mug- 11 Ounce Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and...

Little Known Science Failures - Pavlov's Cat Coffee or Tea Mug

While many people recognize Igor Pavlov for his pioneering work in conditioned responses in dogs, his earlier work with cats is not as well known.  Part of our series of Little Known Science Failures. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug...

Personalized Cats Looking Up Picture Frame - Holds 5x7 Photo-Overall size 8x10

If you're a musician, or need a unique musical gift for one, we think this might be the picture frame you've been looking for. It consists of the first few bars of Beethoven's famous 5th Symphony. What musician wouldn't want...

Women and Cats Robert Heinlein Quote Coffee or Tea mug, Latte Size

This coffee or tea mug bears some very good advice from a very good author. If only men and dogs followed this advice, things would run a lot smoother. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 17oz / 500ml of...

Sigmund Freud Quote Mouse Pad

This particular mouse pad celebrates Dr. Sigmund Freud (1856 - 1939), widely known as the father of psychoanalysis. The mouse pad bears one of his more profound statements - "Time spent with cats is never wasted." One might be tempted...

It's Too Peopley Outside Funny Cat Coffee or Tea Mug

3.14% of all Sailors are Pi-rates (Pirates) Coffee or Tea Mug Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Our lawyer...

Coffee Right Meow ( Now) - Funny 11 Ounce Coffee Mug

Coffee Right Meow ( Now) - Funny 11 Ounce Coffee Mug Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Our lawyer...

Happy as a Clam? This Clam Actually Has Clinical Depression -Coffee or Tea Mug

Happy as a Clam? This Clam Actually Has Clinical Depression -Coffee or Tea Mug Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave...

Famous Scientists Sigmund Freud Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Sigmund Freud - Famous Scientists Series Coffee or Tea Mug, Latte Size

This particular latte-size mug celebrates Dr. Sigmund Freud (1856 - 1939), widely known as the father of psychoanalysis. The mug bears one of his more profound statements - "Time spent with cats is never wasted." One might be tempted to wonder, in...

Toilet Paper Roll Patent- Historic Bathroom Patents Series

In the past 50 years or so, we've become so accustomed to our technology that we hardly even notice it any more. It's hard to believe that some things we take completely for granted are actually relatively recent inventions. A...

It is a bad as you think and they are out to get you Paranoid Mouse Pad

We believe people fall into one of the four following categories: Optimist: a person who doesn't have all the facts. Pessimist: an optimist who does have all the facts. Cynic: a pessimist who has seen the facts in action. Paranoid: a cynic who has...

Get Shit Done Funny 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug

Get Shit Done Funny 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Our lawyer requires...

I Literary Can't Even Funny 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug

I Literary Can't Even Funny 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Our lawyer...

Notary Republic - Nobody Knows What I Do Until I Don't Do It Funny Coffee or Tea Mug

Notary Republic - Nobody Knows What I Do Until I Don't Do It Funny Coffee or Tea Mug Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead...

Dinosaurs Didn't Read. They are Now Extinct. Funny 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug

Dinosaurs Didn't Read. They are Now Extinct. Funny 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave...

French Guard - Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Latte Size

Sir Guy de Lombard certainly knew how to hire guards. Just a handful of them were able to turn away King Authur (and Patsy) when said King was beginning his quest for the Holy Grail.Well, actually, it took a handful...

French Guard - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Sir Guy de Lombard certainly knew how to hire guards. Just a handful of them were able to turn away King Authur (and Patsy) when said King was beginning his quest for the Holy Grail.Well, actually, it took a handful...

Vegan Argument Funny Coffee or Tea mug, Latte Size

Another question: if the argument escalates into a fistfight, do they go at it like cats and dogs, or melons and sunflower seeds, or 9 grain bread and Brussels sprouts? Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 17oz / 500ml...

Nap Periodic Table of Elements Throw Pillow

Here at Neurons Not Included, we operate on the premise that naps are waaaaaay under-rated. Perhaps it has something to do with our steadfast refusal to grow up. In fact, the pillow in the first picture couldn't resist lying down...

I Can Handle Any Crisis - I'm A Mom Coffee or Tea Mug, Latte Size

Men are such wimps. They think it's a "crisis" when the stock price drops a tick, or the warehouse can't find the shipment, or Joe Bob was 10 minutes late, or other such trivialities.  You, as a mother, know what a...

Project Management Rule #1 Coffee or Tea Mug

Project Management Rule #1 : The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior and interior. Lead...

Vegan Argument Funny Coffee or Tea mug

Another question: if the argument escalates into a fistfight, do they go at it like cats and dogs, or melons and sunflower seeds, or 9 grain bread and Brussels sprouts? Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml...

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