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Physics Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Physicists are one of the more interesting breeds of scientific creature. It seems that a good physicist just can't leave well enough alone - it's not enough that a ball rolls, they need to understand WHY the ball rolls. And...

Erwin Schrodinger Glass Christmas Ornament

This ornament celebrates Erwin Schrodinger(August 12, 1887 - January 4, 1961 ) who was a Nobel Prize-winning Austrian-Irish physicist who developed a number of fundamental results in quantum theory: the Schrödinger equation provides a way to calculate the wave function...

Auto Correct is a birch ( bitch) Coffee or Tea Mug

Auto correct is a birch ( bitch) funny coffee or tea 11 ounce mug. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave...

Physics Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

There are a few people out there (not nearly enough, in our estimation) who actually appreciate the majesty of higher math, physics, chemistry and the hard sciences. If you're one of those who prefers to celebrate the beauty of science and reason, rather...

Attorney Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...

Gardener Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Gardener Definition 1. a useful form of psychotherapy, less expensive than a psychiatrist, less dangerous than drugs, that also gives you tomatoes Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included...

Doctor Definition Picture Frame

Physicians, over the centuries, have bravely done battle with diseases, viruses, infections, broken bones and all manner of ailments. Today's doctor, however, has a new foe - one that is tenacious, ever evolving and exceptionally well funded. Our Doctor Definition...

Architect Definition Coffee or Tea Mug

Architects are a wondrous mix of engineers and artists - a rare breed that can effortlessly blend the practical with the sublime. Unfortunately, architects are usually subjected to the wills of bankers and accountants, and the result is always something less...

Nerdy Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

Here's a festive little holiday and/or Christmas Tree ornament bearing your favorite combination of nitrogen, erbium and dysprosium. Celebrate your Nerd-fu in Periodic Table of Elements style! Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 3/4 inches wide x 2 3/4...

Frederic Chopin - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament

We are pleased to offer our series of Famous Musical Composers Tree Ornaments. If you happen to be one who celebrates music and learning along with Herald Angels and flying reindeer, this series of ornaments is custom-made for you. This...

Mom in Many Languages Picture Frame

No matter how you say it, or how you spell it, it means the same thing. Techniciam Notitae (the technical stuff) Outside frame dimensions: 8x10 Inside picture dimensions 4x6 Pre-drilled slots for easy hanging Front glass included Printed designs...

Who Are These Children, and Why Are They Calling Me Mom? Coffee or Tea Mug, Latte Size

Here's a nice little coffee or tea mug that perfectly conveys the feeling you get when your little bundles of joy have decided that the best method to get the candy they want is to scream their head off in...

Happy Father's Day - Paw Paw - 11 ounce Funny Coffee or Tea Mug

Happy Father's Day - Paw Paw - 11 ounce Funny Coffee or Tea Mug You might think this goes without saying, but not so. Some people's dads have always been like a helicopter to them, while others have dads that...

Grandmother to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date

Grandmother to Be ( Bee) Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament - With Date Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not...

Igor Stravinsky Glass Christmas Ornament

Famous Scientists Sigmund Freud Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Think Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

THINK Periodic Table of Element Glass Christmas Tree Ornament Here's a handy little bauble for your tree bearing the Periodic Table of Elements symbols for thorium, indium and potassium. It has some extraordinary qualities: It can help you while away...

Pharmacist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Pharmacist Definition - funny beveled glass Christmas ornament. 1. A practitioner of medical arts skilled in preparing and dispensing medical drugs. 2. A person who can count small objects in increments of 30,60 and 90 in their sleep Technicam notitia...

Calculus Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

Beer Varieties Picture Frame

Over recent years, there's been something of a revolution in beer brewing, and new varieties of craft beers have appeared at a pace that rivals that of political scandals (which is a pretty fast rate). As a consequence of all this variety,...

Programmer Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Programmers are a strange breed of biological organism. They can make electrons do their bidding, retrieve vital information from spinning metal disks, and create pictures on thin plastic sheets. Oh, and they can also get the accounts payable system to...

Beethoven's 5th Symphony Picture Frame

If you're a musician, or need a unique musical gift for one, we think this might be the picture frame you've been looking for. It consists of the first few bars of Beethoven's famous 5th Symphony. What musician wouldn't want...

World's Coolest Mom Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

World's Coolest Mom Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red...

Giuseppe Verdi - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament

Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell? Funny 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug

Does the Name Pavlov Ring a Bell? Funny 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug Technicam notitia (the technical bits) White exterior and interior. Lead free. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Does a fine job of holding your coffee. Also holds pretty...

Ludwig van Beethoven Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

Accountant Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Accounting is the language of business. And while accountants may be fluent in the language, that doesn't necessarily translate into action. An accountant is like your average high-dollar TV sports announcer - they may have a way with words and...

Musician Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Musician Funny Definition beveled glass Christmas tree Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade...

George Orwell Quote - Famous Literary Authors Glass Christmas Ornament

Banker Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

Banker Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red ribbon...

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Famous Musical Composers Glass Christmas Ornament

Physics Definition Coffee or Tea Mug

English Can Be Difficult- 11 ounce Funny Coffee or Tea Mug

English can be difficult, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought though Coffee or Tea Mug. ● Perfect for coffee, tea, hot cocoa, soup, or even pencils and pens. ● Our mugs are made of food-grade white ceramic...

Ethanol Alcohol Molecule Coaster Set - Ceramic Tile 4 Piece Set - Caddy Included

Here at Neurons Not Included, we've been known to occasionally pop the top on a cold one and kick back a little. Sometimes we kick back a little too far, and come up with crazy ideas that seemed pretty hilarious...

Sister Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Mathematician Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Mathematicians are indeed a peculiar sort. Simple questions, like 'how fast are we going?', can be answered by most mortals by looking at the speedometer of their car. Not so for the mathematician. The speedometer represents only a single data...

Find X Mathematic Coaster Set - Ceramic Tile 4 Piece Set - Caddy Included

We have never understood why math teachers are so fascinated by the letter X, when there are at least 25 other perfectly good letters they could use (even before resorting to the Greek alphabet). Neither have we understood why they...

You Are My Matching Sock Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament

You Are My Matching Sock Ceramic Christmas Tree Ornament Technical Data: Round Ceramic ornament permanently printed with non-toxic inks 2.85 diameter, 1/4 inch thick Includes red satin ribbon for hanging on your tree, wreath, door or Festivus pole and black velvet...

The Past, Present and Future Walked Into a Bar, It Was Tense Coffee Mug, Latte Size

This is a pun. While some regard puns as an assault on the language, we prefer the observation of one Adam Gopnik, who stated “Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's...

Chemistry Periodic Table Picture Frame

Here's the perfect gift for your favorite chemist, physicist, or other aficionado of the Periodic Table of Elements. Techniciam Notitae (the technical stuff) Outside frame dimensions: 8x10 inches Display cutout dimensions 4½ x 6½ inches (designed to hold 5x7 inch picture)...

Psychology Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

And as those are $150/hour words, it's probably worth looking them up. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 2 1/2 wide x 3 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent,...

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