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Research Definition Picture Frame

Amazingly, this definition is valid no matter how hard you are goofing off. Techniciam Notitae (the technical stuff)    Outside frame dimensions: 8x10 Inside picture dimensions 4x6 Pre-drilled slots for easy hanging Front glass included Printed designs using permanent earth-friendly inks...

Value of Pi Wraparound Coffee or Tea Mug - Perfect Math Teacher Gift

This coffee or tea mug sports the correct value of pi to more digits than you're ever likely to need, unless you're calculating missile trajectories. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or...

Rosalind Franklin Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from...

Lewis Carroll Quote - Famous Literary Authors Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Dentist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Dentist definition : 1. a medical practitioner who finds holes, makes them bigger, and then fills them back in. 2. Someone who never has to ask what you had for lunch Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8...

Doctor Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Physicians, over the centuries, have bravely done battle with diseases, viruses, infections, broken bones and all manner of ailments. Today's doctor, however, has a new foe - one that is tenacious, ever evolving and exceptionally well funded. Go forth and...

Podiatrist Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Physicians, over the centuries, have bravely done battle with diseases, viruses, infections, broken bones and all manner of ailments. Today's doctor, however, has a new foe - one that is tenacious, ever evolving and exceptionally well funded. Go forth and...

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Engineer Definition Picture Frame

Engineers are a funny lot. They have a worldview that take literalism to new extremes, and the word "approximately" is a curseword. Give an engineer a scientific calculator and a big enough pile of Legos, and they'll eventually build a...

Help Desk Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

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Nerdy Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

Here's a festive little holiday and/or Christmas Tree ornament bearing your favorite combination of nitrogen, erbium and dysprosium. Celebrate your Nerd-fu in Periodic Table of Elements style! Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 3/4 inches wide x 2 3/4...

I Turtle-y ( Totally) Love You Valentine's Day Gift Coffee or Tea Mug

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Registered Nurse (RN) Picture Frame - All That Studying Warped My Brain

Since the invention of the essay question, students have wondered if all that studying was doing more than just cluttering up their brain. Thanks to the miracle of the MRI, we now have scientific proof that the repetitious application of...

Engineer Definition- funny coffee or tea mug

Engineers are a funny lot. They have a worldview that take literalism to new extremes, and the word "approximately" is a curseword. Give an engineer a scientific calculator and a big enough pile of Legos, and they'll eventually build a...

The Book Was Better - Funny 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug - Great Gift for the Book Lover

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I am Your Biggest Flan ( Fan) Funny Valentine's Day Gift Coffee or Tea Mug

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Accountant Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Accounting is the language of business. And while accountants may be fluent in the language, that doesn't necessarily translate into action. An accountant is like your average high-dollar TV sports announcer - they may have a way with words and...

Read Books. Be Kind. Stay Weird Funny 11 Ounce Coffee or Tea Mug - Great Gift for the Book Lover

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Architect Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Architects are a wondrous mix of engineers and artists - a rare breed that can effortlessly blend the practical with the sublime. Unfortunately, architects are usually subjected to the wills of bankers and accountants, and the result is always something...

Psychology Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

And as those are $150/hour words, it's probably worth looking them up.  Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 2 1/2 wide x 3 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent,...

Acoustic Coupler Patent- Historic Technology Patents Series

● One Piece Wooden Plaque with Built in Black Frame includes keyhole back for easy hanging ● Plaque dimensions: 9" x12" x .625" - Artwork Dimensions: 7.875" x 10.875" ● Printed on gloss wood surface which can be wiped clean...

Famous Scientists Albert Einstein Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Sister Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

  Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red  ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...

Programmer Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

Programmers are a strange breed of biological organism. They can make electrons do their bidding, retrieve vital information from spinning metal disks, and create pictures on thin plastic sheets. Oh, and they can also get the accounts payable system to...

Famous Scientists Grace Hopper Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

These are difficult times Sheet music Coffee or Tea Mug

These are difficult times coffee or tea mug is the perfect funny gift for all those musical people in your life. Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage.  White exterior...

Alan Turing Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

You Are My Matching Sock Valentine's Day Gift Coffee or Tea Mug

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Square Root of all Evil Funny Coffee or Tea Mug - Perfect Math Teacher Gift

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This coffee or tea mug portrays a section of a electrical circuit diagram. Your artsy-fartsy friends will admire the unusual design, your technical friends will admire the logical structure, and your uber-nerdy friends will know exactly what this device actually...

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Mathematician Definition Coffee or Tea Mug

Mathematicians are indeed a peculiar sort. Simple questions, like 'how fast are we going?', can be answered by most mortals by looking at the speedometer of their car. Not so for the mathematician. The speedometer represents only a single data...

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Statistics Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

While the definition on this ornament is true, the even more frightening fact is that they both could be right!  Technicam notitia (the technical bits) Ornament measures 3 1/2 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet...

Find X Math Coasters with Display Holder

We have never understood why math teachers are so fascinated by the letter X, when there are at least 25 other perfectly good letters they could use (even before resorting to the Greek alphabet). Neither have we understood why they...

Beer Varieties Picture Frame

Over recent years, there's been something of a revolution in beer brewing, and new varieties of craft beers have appeared at a pace that rivals that of political scandals (which is a pretty fast rate). As a consequence of all this variety,...

One in a Million Coffee or Tea Mug

We live in a society that is extraordinarily impressed with itself. All those formative years of Participation Ribbons and unearned praise have created a sense of self-importance that probably doesn't pass the BS test - and we don't mean Bachelor...

Go Sports! Do the Thing! Win the Points! Beveled Glass Christmas Ornament

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Accountant Definition Picture Frame

Accounting is the language of business. And while accountants may be fluent in the language, that doesn't necessarily translate into action. After all, your average high-dollar sports announcer may have a way with words - but he doesn't get to...

Banker Definition Beveled Glass Christmas Tree Ornament.

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Famous Scientists Sigmund Freud Glass Christmas Ornament

Here in the 21st century, Christmas trees have evolved beyond being mere platforms for gratuitous Santa-themed hardware. The modern tree is a reflection of the events and personality of the tree-couturier. Now it is not unusual to find reminiscences from vacations, graduations, births,...

Calculus Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

There are a few people out there (not nearly enough, in our estimation) who actually appreciate the majesty of higher math, physics, chemistry and the hard sciences. If you're one of those who prefers to celebrate the beauty of science and reason, rather...

Physics Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

There are a few people out there (not nearly enough, in our estimation) who actually appreciate the majesty of higher math, physics, chemistry and the hard sciences. If you're one of those who prefers to celebrate the beauty of science and reason, rather...

Attorney Definition Funny Glass Christmas Ornament

  Ornament measures 3.5 wide x 4 inches high 1/8 inch thick glass material Black velvet gift bag included Semi-translucent image Image printed with permanent, non-toxic inks - will not run or fade Red  ribbon included. Tree limb, pine cone,...

We Make A Great Pear (Pair) Love You Valentine's Day Gift Coffee or Tea Mug

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Genius Periodic Table of Elements Glass Christmas Ornament

What happens if you mix together germanium, uranium, nickel and sulfur? In a literal sense you get a shiny, radioactive mess that smells bad. In another sense, if you use the Periodic Table of Elements symbols for these elements on...

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