So Much Coffee, So Far Away Sloth Coffee or Tea Mug


Your average Brazilian rainforest sloth has a pretty low level of tolerance for unnecessary exertion. Below is an actual transcript of sloth thought processes when given the opportunity to get a nice cup of coffee:

"Tasty, tasty coffee. But is it really worth the effort?"


"Still thinking...."

"What was I thinking about again?"

Perhaps this seem familiar. Personally, I'd like to spend some more time thinking about it, but I think I'll take a nap instead.

Technicam notitia (the technical bits)

  • Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. 
  • White exterior and interior.
  • Lead free.
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe.
  • Our lawyer requires us to notify you that if you fill this mug with a hot beverage, the contents may be hot. 
  • We really need to get a better lawyer.

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