Shiitake Happens Funny Embroidered Adjustable Apron - Cooking or Grilling


So a mushroom walks into a bar and says, "Drinks for the house, on me!" The bartender asks the mushroom why he's so convivial. The mushroom replies, "Hey, I'm just a fungi."

Now that you've recovered from that very bad pun, (at least we hope you've recovered), if you're one of those who prefers a nicely grilled shiitake to a grilled piece of former animal, this is the grilling essential for you. Through rigorous experimentation, we've discovered that this apron works equally well with vegans, vegetarians, omnivores and carnivores alike. So snag one, and it's sure to help you stay out of deep shiitake.

You HAVE recovered, right?


Technicam notitia (the technical bits)

  • Embroidered - not printed
  • Extra long size offers protection for even big guys
  • Adjustable neck strap ensures a proper fit
  • 8-ounce, 65/35 poly/cotton twill
  • Three front pockets
  • 25"w x 34.5"

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