Rhinos are Just Fat Unicorns Coffee or Tea Mug


Rhinos don't like to talk about it much, but back in their younger days they all had shimmering white coats, dainty hooves and were BMI-appropriate. But as time when on, they spent a little too much time in the fast food line and not enough in the gym. Next thing they knew they had a serious need for Rogaine and Weight Watchers. So next time you're at your weigh-in and are tempted to snicker at the rhino standing next to you, think about how far they've fallen and have a little sympathy, OK?

Technicam notitia (the technical bits)

  • Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. 
  • White exterior and interior.
  • Lead free.
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe.
  • Our lawyer requires us to notify you that if you fill this mug with a hot beverage, the contents may be hot. 
  • We really need to get a better lawyer.

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