Pirate Periodic Table of Elements Chemistry Throw Pillow
Stand t' attention, ye scurvy dogs! The sawbones on this here sloop has been mixin' and meltin' some o' th' elixers we looted from the last treasure galley. He says this here grog he stirred up in th' galley will make ye a smarter pirate than ye be now. By the King's lace britches, ye all could stand some better sense - ye'd be drinkin' th' bilge water if'n I didn't keep ye from it. So hoist yer mugs and bottoms up!
My goodness, that comestible certainly has induced a unusual sensation. I feel assured that I could engage in physical combat with a substantial portion of the King's navy and emerge triumphant.
I say, shall we prepare to sail towards yon Spanish galleon? I feel reasonably confident that it may contain a significant measure of Au and Ac, and we will induce them to part with these elements through the use of these large cannons.
Technicam notitia (the technical bits)
- Dimensions: approx 15 x 10 inches
- Made from heavy cotton/ polyester blend material appliqued with fleece. The text is embroidered, so it looks very nice. At least we think so.
- Solid red back.
- Stuffed with hypoallergenic poly-fil and sewn closed.
- Spot Cleaning recommended.