Nerdy Periodic Table of Elements Throw Pillow

$35.00

Back in "The Day", being a nerd was not exactly an enhancement to your social status. In fact, it put you so far down the social ladder you had to jump up to see the bottom rung. Being labeled a nerd in high school was the equivalent of wearing a big scarlet "A". Except it was a big scarlet "N". For Nerd.

Nowadays, however, the world has realized that the "cool" people in high school peaked too early. While they were out on the town, emitting high intensity Cool Rays and blowing off their homework, you were hunched over a textbook figuring out the intricacies of quadratic equations. Now, the cool people have discovered their Cool Ray emitter burned out long ago, and the best job they can get is as a salesman for an industrial paint used exclusively in prisons.

You, on the other hand, are watching in wonder as the world beats a path to your LinkedIn page. Suddenly it's date night every night, and people actually use your name and the word "sexy" in the same sentence!

So wear your nerdiness proudly. And what better way to express your nerd-dom than with this nerdy (literally) pillow! Who would have believed that nitrogen, erbium and dysprosium could combine in such an intelligent manner?

LOVE the idea...hate the color? No problem, it can be made in other colors. Please contact me to work out the details.


Technicam notitia (the technical bits)

  • Dimensions: approx 15 x 10 inches
  • Made from heavy cotton/ polyester blend material appliqued with  fleece. The text is embroidered, so it looks very nice. At least we think so.
  • Solid black back.
  • Stuffed with hypoallergenic poly-fil and sewn closed.
  • Spot Cleaning recommended.

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