Father Periodic Table Embroidered Adjustable Apron


Good old Dad. He taught you how to tie your shoes, fly a kite, throw a ball, and maybe even how to print counterfeit $20s in the basement.

Well, perhaps not that last part.

If Good Old Dad has a scientific streak, he'd appreciate this apron. Combining the chemical symbols for Iron, Astatine, Hydrogen and Erbium, you get F AT H ER. You also get a real mess if you actually combine these elements in a mixing bowl. Trust us on this one.

If Dad is an actual working-in-the-lab kind of guy, this apron can also serve him well at the office. Under certain circumstances, it may even be tax deductible. And it will do a nice job of keeping him tidy while mixing the green ink for those $20 dollar bills.


Technicam notitia (the technical bits

  • Embroidered - not printed
  • Extra long size offers protection for even big guys
  • Adjustable neck strap ensures a proper fit
  • 8-ounce, 65/35 poly/cotton twill
  • Three front pockets
  • 25"w x 34.5"

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