Welcome to Neurons Not Included, Seeker of Geekery!

Your Internet wanderings have brought you to one of the cooler (if still obscure) corners of the Web. We here at Neurons Not Included are proud to offer our original geekery, suitable for geeks, nerds, scientists, teachers, students and others with a humorous view of the world and more firing neurons than the average ham sandwich. Which, unfortunately, rules out a surprisingly large percentage of the population.

Please feel free to browse, ogle, click, pinch, zoom or flick to find your perfect geeky, nerdy, scientific or amusing brain's desire. Just remember - you break it, you bought it. Fortunately it's very hard to break things over the internet, so shop in confidence.