Rhinos are Just Fat Unicorns Coffee or Tea Mug, Latte Size

$17.50

Rhinos don't like to talk about it much, but back in their younger days they all had shimmering white coats, dainty hooves and were BMI-appropriate. But as time when on, they spent a little too much time in the fast food line and not enough in the gym. Next thing they knew they had a serious need for Rogaine and Weight Watchers.

So next time you're at your weigh-in and are tempted to snicker at the rhino standing next to you, think about how far they've fallen and have a little sympathy, OK?


Technicam notitia (the technical bits)

  • Mug holds 17oz / 500ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. 
  • White exterior and interior.
  • Lead free.
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe.
  • Does an outstanding job of holding coffee, as well as pretty much any other liquid, as long as said liquid is not molten, supercooled or wicked corrosive.
  • As an added, exclusive feature, we have carefully engineered this mug to hold pencils, paper clips, highlighters, rulers, TPS reports and other paraphernalia that tends to accumulate around your desk.

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