French Guard - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Sir Guy de Lombard certainly knew how to hire guards. Just a handful of them were able to turn away King Authur (and Patsy) when said King was beginning his quest for the Holy Grail.

Well, actually, it took a handful of guards and a catapult.

And a cow.

Anyway, if you're a fan of French taunting, this is the mug for you!

And should you happen to be a fan of all things Python, please clicketh below:

Technicam notitia (the technical bits)

• Mug holds 11oz / 325ml of your favorite hot or cold beverage. 
• White exterior and interior.
• Lead free.
• Dishwasher and microwave safe.
• Our lawyer requires us to notify you that if you fill this mug with a hot beverage, the contents may be hot. 
• We really need to get a better lawyer.

All of our mugs are custom designed and exclusive to Neurons Not Included - that's us! We do all the printing here in our home studio, which is smoke, radon, carbon monoxide and MIlli Vanilli music-free.

We usually ship the day after we receive the order. We ship via USPS Priority mail, and most deliveries take between 2-3 days to arrive. We're located in the central part of the US, which helps keep the shipping times and costs down. 

Presently, we only ship in the US and Canada, but that's mainly because we can't figure out how to get our ecommerce software to stop spitting out ridiculous international shipping numbers. However, if you'll just drop us an email at support@neuronsnotincluded.com, we'll find a way to get your desired item to you at a reasonable cost.

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