X-Ray Mouse Pad

X-Ray Mouse Pad

If you've ever wondered exactly what was going on in there when you were mousing away, here's your answer. Feel free to put on your tin-foil hat and spoof your friends with this, too.

Important Note: Our lawyers have requested that we explicitly inform you that:

1. This is not an actual, working, radioactive mouse pad that takes x-rays; however, it is an actual, fully functioning, working mouse pad.
2. It is not suitable for use in any emergency or non-emergency medical situation, unless you need to make a small, flexible splint, and since there are a zillion other things that could serve the same purpose, why cut up a perfectly useful mouse pad?
3. You cannot see inside anything by placing it on this mouse pad, not can you see inside anything by placing this mouse pad on it. Placing this mouse pad directly over your eyes may obstruct your vision and lead to serious injury, death and/or the forfeiture of your immortal soul.
4. This mouse pad emits no x-ray radiation, other than the normal background radiation found in almost all substances, and if you're worried about that you should immediately discontinue use of the mouse pad and all other naturally radioactive substances, which means you need to get yourself shot into outer space whilst naked. Good luck with that.
5. Do not taunt the X-ray Mouse Pad.
   
   

Technicam notitia (the technical bits)

• Size: 7.75" x 9.25"
• Fabric top for easy mousing
• Rubber bottom to prevent slipping